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Epic Fail Radio is, to put it quite simply, the WORST 3 hours in radio.  We are committed to bringing you weekly episodes of pure, distilled Fail for your listening pleasure.  It’s all the news you don’t wanna hear, all the advice you never wanna take, and loads of shenanigans heavy on audience participation.

The show started and is nominally based out of the virtual world, Second Life.  Our “studio audience” is there and provides the core of our participation in the show.  We also participate with listeners during show times via IM services, and the shoutbox on our web site.

If you want to participate in the show, feel free to use the shoutbox on the main page, or if you know one of us, hit us up in IM!  You could also hop in to Second Life as well… it’s free after all.  If that’s not enough we have forums accessible by the button at the top of the page.  We can also be reached by good old fashioned email at ifail@epicfailradio.net !

Now as to the scurvy dogs that make up the crew of the Epic Failboat:

Loch Harlan

Loch is one of the original developers of Epic Fail, as well as the main news reader for the show.  He also produces the show’s sweeps and themes, as well as does the web side of things.  He comes to the show from a tech background but got into internet DJ’ing primarily in Second Life back in 2007.  Currently he is working on his own site as well, and DJ’s multiple shows a week in various formats, including for Netrock 101 – The Animal.   As may be apparent by now, Loch really has no life.  You can follow his lack thereof on his Twitter account.

Joslyn Bonetto

Jos, AKA Dr. Jos, AKA Jawsie Jaws is another of the original minds behind the Fail.  She’s a long time DJ with experience in both real world and internet DJ’ing, and also plays multiple shows a week, mainly through Second Life.  Sporting various combinations of prescriptions and tea, Dr. Jos is the mainstay of our weekly mailbag, and it is her wisdom that guides us in dispensing advice you could quite possibly die from following.

Helli Niven

Helli is the resident underbus-dweller and Southern Comfort achiever!  Don’t let his laid back demeanor fool you, behind it is an experienced and talented DJ with a passion for the hard, heavy and fast.  Each week he brings us the joy of Hellivision, his personal insights into what movies to watch, what movies to not watch, and whether to be sober for them.  Though once the SoCo slides far into into his cerebellum, he may come out with personal confessions that make you feel like a priest in a fail-confessional.  But he’s ours!  Do you hear us?  Ours!!!

RT Teichmann

If you could turn a US flag into a snuggie, RT would be the one buying it (as well as 3 pistols and a case of ammo).  RT is the lumberjack/auto mechanic/freedom fighter/raging bull/red blooded/NASCAR watchin’ American here to keep our show from falling into the hands of the commies and liberals.  What would we do without RT to keep us in line?  Well we’d have to work more for one, because our weekly RT Rampage is a feature.  But other than that, I imagine we’d be falling ever more into our own little morass of cliche’s and naughtiness without him keeping us on the straight and narrow… if he’s still sober that is.

Aurora Losangeles

The Auz is the last bit of the estrogen key we need to keep the show in check.  Another talented DJ working for Netrock 101, Auz brings the sexy straight from the Great White North and checks it into your ear like one of those fancy magnetic hotel room keys that work in inverse proportion to the amount you’ve had to drink and the hurry that you’re in.  She also brings us the weekly Dumbass Report, a batch of new and unique stories of your friends and neighbors who may just be wasting air.

Mistrust Loon

Our Ace reporter in the field, without Mistrust, we’d have a whole lot less to talk about.  It’s her keen eyes and ears that are responsible for the veritable buffet of fail that we can gorge ourselves on weekly.  With a rare nose for news, and a keen eye for what will send us into fits of laughter, Mistrust truly is one of our greatest reasons to Fail.

Markiss Haas

Since we’re based in Second Life, and since we spend 3 hours a week talking about losers and the things they do, naturally we attract more of the same.  Markiss is the guy that handles griefers and idiots who vacuum the fun out of the show by their presence and lack of intelligence.  He may not look like the ED-209, but at least in my opinion, he’s way more effective.

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